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Tuesday, June 3, 2014
The Shield Is No More: Seth Turns His Back on His Brothers
Joe Haines 6-3-14
Swerves are nothing new to the world of professional
wrestling. From the glass shattering
breakup of the Rockers, to Undertaker getting betrayed at the efforts of his
own FATHER, or the unbelievable alliance of Stone Cold Steve Austin and Mr. McMahon,
swerves are forever remembered as earth shattering moments that changed the
landscape of the company at that point in time.
It’s something us, as fans, would have never seen coming. They are moments that keep me coming back for
more as it makes the world of wrestling feel more like a storyline in The Game
of Thrones universe than a story in the WWE Universe. With all that being said, it still doesn’t
make them any easier to accept.
As the dust still settles on one of the biggest swerves in WWE history, many people are still in disbelief of what happened. On the June 2nd episode of RAW, Seth
Rollins, the Architect of The Shield, spit in the face of his fellow brothers. Set to the melody of thunderous chair shots, Triple
H’s “plan B” maliciously attacked Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose as the final
moments of The Shield unfolded before our eyes as the ringleader of Evolution mouthed
“I Win”. As many of us inevitably saw
the disassembly of The Shield coming at some point in the future, the majority
of us never saw it happening quite like this. Seth Rollins has become the newest member of Evolution,
and as Triple H’s super group gains an exciting, budding superstar, we can only assume that The Shield will slowly drift into obliteration.
So where does that leave Rollins, Reigns,
and Ambrose going forward?
If history can tell us anything; being hand-picked to be in
Evolution is a big fucking deal. They
remind us on a weekly basis that between Batista, Orton, and Mr. Helmsley,
Evolution has a combined 31 world championships. With that type of championship pedigree set
around you, it would be asinine to think that Seth Rollins isn’t destined for
bigger and better things. We all can see
that Rollins is a magician inside the squared circle. His moves are extremely exciting, he is a
great technical wrestler, and he sells every move as if he was getting hit with a
Stone Cold Stunner. But is he the right
choice for this heel faction? When I
think of Evolution, I think of ruthless, hard hitting, powerful wrestling, not
front flips and flying off titan-trons.
It’s an interesting selection; one that I thought was more of a fit for
Ambrose (the obvious choice for a breakout heel of the group). But, as we move into the future,
Rollins can only go up from here.
As many of us have seen over the course of the past few
years, Roman Reigns is designed for a championship-filled future. He’s got the look, the lineage, and a powerful
and exciting in-ring skill set. These are the ingredients that make an excellent champion in Vince McMahon's eyes. In a few years,
don’t be shocked to see every child under the age of 15 wearing a Roman Reigns
t-shirt. The guy could be as marketable
as poster boy John Cena if it is done correctly. As over as he is right now, the former powerhouse of The Shield's transition from a valuable team
member to main-event superstar will be effortless. Expect
Reigns to remain baby-face during this transition as the lack of main-event
faces in the company will make Reigns a great addition to a roster that is
currently starving for topflight good-guys.
The Sky’s the limit for Reigns.
As long as he improves his promo skills, he should be a top star in no
time flat.
Dean Ambrose, on the other hand, is the wild-card in this whole
situation. After his time with The
Shield is finished, what do you possibly do with him? He does have a few tools at his
disposal. 1.) He is arguably the better
man on the microphone in comparison to his fellow hounds of justice. 2.) He has a frantic, erratic, and psychotic
ring style that we haven’t quite seen before.
These, I believe, are the pieces for makings of a great heel in the
fourth coming years. But the only way
that they could possibly pull this off is if they give him the mic time to
succeed. With a talent like Ambrose, he
is not going to win fans over just by wrestling in the same way that Reigns has, for
example. He’s going to have to talk his
way into their good graces. It will –
just like most WWE Superstars – take a great feud in order to push him in the
right, upward, trajectory if he ever wants to be in a main event. But I’m afraid without a good program, Mr.
Ambrose will be set on the back burner and placed on the list of “wrestlers no
one knows what to do with”, which would be a shame, because there is a hell of a lot of talent there.
But all of this worry and future speculation could be for not. At the time of this writing, the
split happened less than 24 hours ago, and you can expect a feud between the remaining
Shield members and the new and improved Evolution to happen over the course of
the next month or two. Who’s to say
that The Shield won’t rebuttal the loss of Rollins with the addition of someone
else? A new, third member of The Shield
would, in my opinion, be unnecessary based on the fact that, to me, The Shield seemed
to be their own cohesive piece, not a combination of interchangeable parts. But, you can never rule out the possibility of a mystery member (CM Punk anyone? No? Yeah, I’ll shut up now). You also cannot rule out the potential for a
double cross on Rollins’ part. Just like
Daniel Bryan before him, Rollins may be playing a game (see what I did there?) in
order to get closer to his enemies. They
could also have Ambrose and Reigns run as a tag team for a while, but that would
defeat the purpose of splitting them up in the first place.
Who knows? Your guess
is as good as mine at this point. But
there is one thing for sure, the WWE knows what they are doing, and they’re
proving it time and time again. The balls that they show in order to split up a fan favorite, money making faction for the sake of a new story line shows that they have us in mind. Sure,
there are a few squandered superstars based on poor booking that we'd like to see have a little bigger piece of the spotlight (Ziggler, anyone?), but you can’t have
everyone vying for a WWE Title. It is story
development like this that keeps me coming back to the WWE week after week. And with the upward trajectory that the young talent is going, It’s
an exciting time to be a wrestling fan.
It is just unfortunate that it has to come at the expense of one of the
greatest wrestling factions in the history of the business. Good bye, Hounds of Justice. We barely knew you.
Joe Haines
@LJ_YOHAUNCE
The Common Man Wrestling Fan
Joe Haines
@LJ_YOHAUNCE
The Common Man Wrestling Fan
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
Three Takeaways From RAW: 2/24/14
Joe Haines 2-24-14
@LJ_YOHAUNCE
As much as you may
hate John Cena, he being "hurt" (if legitimate) diminishes the Wrestlemania hype for his match with Bray Wyatt.
When Cena came out to challenge the Wyatts to put up or shut
up, he bit off a bit more than he could chew with the hillbillied trio. After Bray Wyatt cut one of his incredible
promos, the Wyatts jumped on Cena like a pack of hyenas attacking a gazelle. Unfortunately for Cena his knee was injured
after an awkward fall in which Eric Rowan twisted his knee on the way down to
the mat.
If this is for real, where does the WWE go from here? This match would have been huge for the up and
coming Wyatt, and the fact that he may not be facing Cena at Wrestlemania
diminishes this meteoric push that he has been receiving as of late.
After the confrontation with Cena happened, Bray Wyatt and
Roman Reigns had a one on one match that eventually escalated to every member
of the Shield and the Wyatt family getting involved. It seems that the WWE’s plan B would be to
have a rematch of the Wyatt’s and the Shield’s classic match that took place at
Elimination Chamber.
It will be interesting to see where this goes from
here. If it is a work, though, let’s just hope that Super Cena
doesn't return from a complete knee repair in two weeks having had "never gave up" and pins every single
Wyatt Family member while still hobbling around on crutches.
Why the in the hell
is Batista not a heel yet?
Ever since this out of shape, has-been walked down the ramp and into the WWE ring, after a four year hiatus, he has been booed and hated on without remorse. You can tell that he's growing more and more frustrated with
the reactions he has been receiving from the WWE fans. You can see him regularly trash talking
individuals in the crowd as well pretending to cry just to rub in the fact that
we are not getting what we want. He even goes out of his way to point at "Boo-tista" signs that fans have made all in the name of rubbing it in our faces.
If
the WWE would to turn him heel this would all make better sense for his character,
but a face that disrespects the crowd is just a bad idea. After his bout with Del Rio at the beginning
of the show he told the crowd that “it doesn’t matter if they boo him or cheer
him”, and that they should just “deal with it”. You see, there is a big difference between
hating a character because he’s a heel and hating a character because we don’t
want to see him in the ring. Friday on
Smackdown he is to address the crowd in response to the way he is being perceived
by the WWE Universe, but with the edited crowd reactions that the Friday night
show is notorious for, it will be easy to see which way the WWE is heading. If they keep him face, they are looking to take the Cena rout with him, which is idiotic.
Well, we’re getting
Triple-H vs Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania.
That’s fine…I guess.
We all hoped that after once again being so close to
winning the WWE World Heavyweight Championship that Daniel Bryan would be somehow
thrust into the main event at Wrestlemania in hopes of saving whatever credibility
it had left. Well, they threw that right
out the window and stubbornly stuck to what they originally had planned all
along (well, technically stuck to what they had planned after Punk left).
It’s not that this match can’t be a good match. It most likely will be. But the problem is that the WWE keep’s
refusing to give the fans what they want to see. Daniel Bryan winning the belts at
Wrestlemania would be one of the biggest moments in wrestling history, but
instead he is going to face off with the man that has been screwing him over
since Summer Slam. It makes perfect sense
story wise. It just sucks that the slow
burn of Daniel Bryan winning the Championship is still burning hotter than ever
now. We want some satisfaction
eventually. You have to admit that this
is way better than Bryan vs Sheamus – which is what was originally planned for
Wrestlemania. But who knows, maybe
Daniel Bryan will get his Extreme Rules moment instead…Ok, just typing that
actually made me want to puke. PLEASE
COME BACK CM PUNK! YOU ARE OUR ONLY
HOPE!
Joe Haines
@LJ_YOHAUNCE
The Common Man Wrestling Fan
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
CM Punk Leaves WWE: A Blessing in Disguise?
Joe Haines -- January 29th, 2014
As the morning of January, 29th 2014 was barely
alive our world as WWE fans was hit with a Armageddon sized comet of breaking
news. One of the WWE’s favorite
superstars, and arguably one of the top wrestlers in the locker room decided to
call it quits. Yes, the Second City
Saint, CM Punk - after a heated exchange with WWE officials - told Vince
McMahon on Monday afternoon before the RAW tapings that he was “going home.” Since that announcement, CM Punk has been
removed from the advertisements of any further shows, been un-followed by WWE
on twitter (which might not seem like a lot, but other former wrestlers are
still followed by the companies twitter account), and his WWE documentary “Best
in the World” has been stripped off of Netflix for the time being.
There are many rumors and speculations floating around about
why the self proclaimed “Best in the World” decided to pack up his boots and
head for his hometown of Chicago. Many
are claiming that the disagreement that was had between WWE officials and CM
Punk was due to the fact that his main event spot at Wrestlemania XXX was taken
by the current return of part-timer Batista.
Punk has always had a problem with the part-timer idea mainly because he
believes that it is a slap in the face to those in the WWE locker room who bust
their asses all year only to get overshadowed by someone who may draw in casual
fans. There are also factors or injury,
fatigue, and overall burnout as an effect of his overwhelming work schedule. There
could be any number of factors that could play into his departure, but we will
only learn more in the days to come.
But, as we all know, take everything you hear from the WWE
with a grain of salt until it is written in stone. For all we know, this could be an elaborate
work done by the WWE creative in order to enhance any depth to Punk’s current
storyline with the Authority, or he could just be getting some well deserved
time off before he makes his final run towards his expiring contract in
July. If this is a work, the WWE has definitely
got the attention of all their fans as they are waiting on baited breath to see
what unfolds next. Whether he is
actually gone for good or a work, we can all agree that it is only piling onto
the current shit tsunami that the WWE is currently facing. With the flop of the Batista return to the disappointment
fans are having with Daniel Bryan’s booking decisions, the WWE is furiously
rewriting and trying to salvage whatever it can to save the upcoming arrival to
Wrestlemania XXX.
Even though CM Punk leaving is quite possibly the worst thing
to happen to the WWE in years, could there be a silver lining to all of
this?
Let’s just pretend that CM Punk will be officially gone for
the foreseeable future, where could the WWE possibly turn to fill in the shoes
of Punk? We can first take a look at
rising superstar Daniel Bryan. Sure, he’s
been featured in many RAW main events, and we all know about the #yesmovement
that is happening currently, but he may have an even heavier involvement in the
company now that there needs to more show filled. I would not be surprised - as a result to all
the negativity that the WWE has shooting up their assholes – if Daniel Bryan gets
the belt put on him sooner rather than later.
The WWE needs to make up for its mistakes NOW! The only sensible solution that I can think
of that will make the WWE universe extremely happy for once is if they finally
let Daniel Bryan win the Championship and walk in to Wrestlemania as the face
of the company. Or, if he doesn’t walk
into WM with the title, he would at least have a shot for it somewhere down the
road. There are also words of Bryan
taking CM Punks place in the feud with Triple-H and that could finally come to
a conclusion at Wrestlemania. Either
way, we are going to have to see big things from Daniel Bryan at this
point.
Another great thing that could come from this is the fact
that the WWE will have no choice but to feature rising stars more often in big
story lines. Expect the Roman Reigns,
Bray Wyatt, Cody Rhodes, and Dolph Zigglers of the world to finally get a push
towards the top of the card. Fans are
going to want to see something they care about soon. These talented guys will for sure help ease
the wounds of the fans, if the WWE so chooses to go that route.
But most importantly of all, I believe, once and for all,
that the WWE has no choice but to listen to what the fans want. There has been too many boos shouted at
pay-per-views. RAW shows have been
hijacked by Daniel Bryan chants. The
last thing that Vince McMahon wants to hear during the main event of the
biggest show of the year is 80,000 boos cascading down on the performers. It would ruin his product. With all the hype shoved down our throats
about the WWE Network, CM Punk leaving doesn’t make it any easier to
swallow. They will need to do something
to get fans back on board with the product.
I don’t play fantasy booker.
I don’t like to publish hypotheticals and my dream scenarios, but I have
a very good hunch that we will see big changes – big fan approving changes –
coming real soon. CM Punk leaving is a
definite blow to any fans involvement in the product, but we can thank him for
falling on a silver sword that could turn this company around in the mean
time.
But for now, let's remember the Second City Saint for what he did to make wrestling great. Thank you, Phill Brooks.
Joe Haines
The Common Man Wrestling Fan
@LJ_YOHAUNCE
The Royal Rumble 2014: The Significant of the Aftermath
Joe Haines -- January 26th, 2014
As we all know, last night the 27th annual Royal
Rumble took place in Pittsburg, PA.
Also, as everyone that ordered the PPV or read comments on twitter know,
people lost their fucking minds in result to the questionable booking that took
place at the start of the Road to Wrestlemania.
Apart from a tremendous match of the year candidate between Daniel Bryan
and Bray Wyatt, there was a lot to be disappointed in with the nights program,
and the live crowd in attendance made it known that the WWE Universe is upset
with what was presented.
The WWE
World Heavyweight Championship match between John Cena and champion Randy Orton
was not an extremely terrible match by any means, but it did not live up to the
“greatest rematch in WWE history” hype that that it was billed to be. The live Pittsburg crowd let it be known that
what they were seeing is not what we as a collective fan base want to see
anymore. There were chants of “this is
awful” and “we want Divas” ringing throughout the area during the duration of
the match. I want to make things
absolutely clear – I do not condone chanting “this is awful” at any point
during a match because these guys work night in and night out all year to
entertain us all while risking their bodies in order to do so. But, I will agree with that crowd because it
was absolutely pitiful and boring. The
only thing that really saved this match was a John Cena beat down at the hands
of the upstart Wyatt family. This, hopefully,
signifies that this is the end of the long overplayed John Cena vs. Randy Orton
feud which seems to have happened thousands of times before.
Regardless
of how bad the title bout was, the main source of resentment for last night’s
pay-per-view was what happened, or more importantly, didn’t happen during the
battle royal main event. The Royal
Rumble was panning out just as good as it could have gone with the inclusion of
NXT upstarts and WWE legends like Kevin Nash and JBL, but the most isolated case
of mutiny came at the number 30 spot in the Rumble. Myself, the Pittsburg crowd, and every other
WWE fan were anticipating the inclusion of Daniel Bryan in the Royal
Rumble. But when the music hit, and the
number 30 participant appeared, we were greeted by Rey Mysterio followed by the
most overwhelming cascade of boos that hasn’t been heard in a long, long
time.
The
source of frustration from the fans in attendance wasn’t that Rey Mysterio was
included, but its source derives from the fact that the heads of the WWE
creative team continues to ignore the fact that Daniel Bryan is the most
important superstar on the roster. They
continue to ignore the fact that throughout the night, even after his match,
chants of “Daniel Bryan” were heard from this live crowd, and not having your
biggest superstar in the ring for the biggest battle royal of the year is
inexcusable. The WWE had every
opportunity to make this happen. We had
the “privledge” of see Kevin Nash in the rumble, but we’ve seen this before,
and no one really cares about him anymore.
We had the “honor” of seeing JBL’s first ever royal rumble entry…but it
lasted all of three seconds. We were
“entertained” by the sight of a dwarf dressed in a bull costume flipping and
spinning around the ring. But we could
have definitely done without any of these inclusions if just one spot in this
match was reserved for the company’s biggest star.
When
the match was reaching its conclusion, we were starting at two individuals that
solidified what the WWE universe loves, and what the WWE Universe hates. Roman Reigns, the exceptional young talent
and cousin of The Rock was standing face to face with Batista, a man who was
absent from WWE television for four years while he pursued a movie career. Even with Reigns’ character persona being a
heel, the crowd was 100 percent behind the youngin’ and absolutely resented the
sight of Batista in the final two. But,
when it was all said in done, Batista threw the man who set a new Royal Rumble
record for eliminations over the top rope and an anger bubbled over from this
crowd in the likes of which I have never seen.
There are a few ideas to take away from this situation:
1.) The WWE creative team showed us last night that they
have the biggest set of balls on the face of the planet. In order to ignore the fact that every crowd
that you have been in front of recently has been going absolutely nuts for a
certain individual on your roster and you decide to not include him in one of
the biggest matches of the year shows that you will do what you want and not
care what anyone has to say about it.
2.) The fans are beginning to hate the idea of bringing back
part timers and forcing them directly into the main event spot. Fans didn’t like when the Rock came back and
stripped the belt away from CM Punk, and fans definitely don’t like the fact
that Batista came back to headline Wrestlemania and take a spot from a fan
favorite that deserves it over anyone else.
I hate this idea as well. When
the WWE asks these individuals to make a comeback in the company, the Rocks and
Batistas of the world hold so much contractual power that if their stipulations
are not met, they would have never returned in the first place.
The Royal Rumble should be a match
where WWE builds up underutilized talent and give the younger guys on the
roster a chance to make a major impact in the company, and the fact that the
WWE wasted this opportunity on a superstar that certainly looks like he lost a
lot of his luster over the past four years is ludicrous. It wasn’t like anyone was really clamoring
for a Batista return, were they? It also
doesn’t help that they debuted him on the RAW before the Royal Rumble. If he was a surprise entrant, and won that
way, there would have been a larger reaction and a more positive one at
that. When you ignore the current stars
on your roster and put everything in the corner of a part timer, that just
shows that you could care less about the men that are busting their asses night
in and night out. It’s just bad for business.
3.) Most importantly though, it seems that the WWE Universe
is fully behind these young guys and seem to want change in the worst way. I speak for many fans when I say that we are
sick of the same feuds and confrontations that we have seen for well over five
years. The energy that was behind Reigns
last night was incredible. People love
and want to see him. People want to see
Daniel Bryan. People want to see Dolph
Ziggler. People want to see Damien
Sandow. People want to see Bray
Wyatt. People want to see the
Shield. People want to see the stars
that you have in your roster. That
should be the biggest eye opener for the WWE and they should embrace the fact
that they have money makers in that locker room and they need to utilize them.
While
WWE is preparing for RAW tonight, and presumably have been working furiously
throughout the night to fix whatever they fucked up last night, expect to see
some major changes leading up to Wrestlemania.
What the crowd did last night should be embraced by all other live
fans. If you hate what is going on in
front of you, realize that your voice is a vote and you need to let that vote
be heard. And if filling the area with
chants of wrestlers that you want to see is the way to do it, then by god
everyone should do it. But, if the WWE
refuses to fix what happened last night, and leave the product be, then we have
a major problem on our hands as we will virtually see Vince McMahon and
Triple-H slap each and every WWE fan in the face as they continue to do whatever
the hell they want to do. I hope change
is coming, and I hope it’s coming soon.
Joe Haines
The Common Man Wrestling Fan
@LJ_YOHAUNCE
Royal Rumble 2014: A Drinking Game and Preview
Joe Haines - January 26th, 2014
The road to Wrestlemania is finally upon us. All the big named part-timers like Batista and Brock Lesnar are back in action and the faint sound of the Undertaker's bells toll in the night air. It's a wonderful time to be a wrestling fan. Tonight, for our first stop on the road to Wrestlemania, we will find out who is headlining the "Showcase of the Immortals" as we watch to see who outlasts 29 other superstars in the 27th annual Royal Rumble match. Now, you can simply watch this incredible pay-per-view, or you can enjoy a few cocktails while doing so. If you are like any of my college roommates, you are desperately looking to turn anything into a drinking game. So, I have created a list of different rules to help you catch a buzz while giant men in spandex get hurled over nylon ropes. Also, check out my preview and predictions below. Thanks. And as always, be sure to like, share, and comment on this if you want to join the discussion.

The road to Wrestlemania is finally upon us. All the big named part-timers like Batista and Brock Lesnar are back in action and the faint sound of the Undertaker's bells toll in the night air. It's a wonderful time to be a wrestling fan. Tonight, for our first stop on the road to Wrestlemania, we will find out who is headlining the "Showcase of the Immortals" as we watch to see who outlasts 29 other superstars in the 27th annual Royal Rumble match. Now, you can simply watch this incredible pay-per-view, or you can enjoy a few cocktails while doing so. If you are like any of my college roommates, you are desperately looking to turn anything into a drinking game. So, I have created a list of different rules to help you catch a buzz while giant men in spandex get hurled over nylon ropes. Also, check out my preview and predictions below. Thanks. And as always, be sure to like, share, and comment on this if you want to join the discussion.
Rules:
-- Every time a
person is eliminated – 1 drink
This is pretty self explanatory.
-- When the Great
Khali gets eliminated (because we all know he will), your drink total should
equal the amount of wrestlers that it took to eliminate The Punjabi
Giant-Waste-of-Space.
God I hate The Great Khali. The way he slides around
the ring like a stroke victim made of wood makes me want to break 30 coffee
cups over my head in rapid succession. So think of this drinking punishment as
more of a celebration.
-- If at any point
during The Royal Rumble one of the commentators states the phrase “hanging on
for dear life” – that will be 1 drink for you
Be ready to hear this at least five times.
-- Whenever a Hall
of Famer, or a legendary wrestler (one who is not on the current roster, or the
WWE website) enters the rumble – 1 drink
The Royal Rumble is always filled with wrestlers from the
past. It always tickles that little nostalgia
spot in all our hearts and it’s always welcomed. I’m pulling extra hard for a Jake the Snake
return tonight (all in thanks to DDP Yoga.
I cannot believe the overwhelming power that his program is having on ex-wrestlers. This should be nationally funded).
Bonus
multiplier: If this legend or Hall of
Famer eliminates any wrestlers, please take an additional drink for each
eliminated wrestler.
-- If Chris
Jericho makes a return during the rumble – take a god damn shot!
I responded the same exact way from my lazy boy
I responded the same exact way from my lazy boy
There have been numerous rumors circulating that Jericho may
be making his long awaited return to the WWE at the Rumble. Just as he did last year when he reappeared,
Y2J is making an appearance in the same city that is hosting the event, the
night before the Royal Rumble. Even more
interesting is that his rock band, Fozzy, is currently off the road until May
of this year. This would be a window for
him to come back and feud with the Authority using the whole “first ever
Undisputed Champion’’ debacle that has been blowing up the internet since they
reunited the titles.
It makes sense, right?
To never mention Chris Jericho when they united the titles makes me
wonder if this is all a giant work. But
WWE recently hasn’t been known to connect the dots in such a long and predetermined
way. One can only hope, right? And even
if he doesn’t feud with the Authority, who cares? Throw him in a feud with anyone and I’ll
enjoy every single moon-sault of it. This could not happen at all, as well. He has been addressing the rumors via his
twitter account for a month now, and it seems like he is dead set that he is
not going to in attendance that evening.
But in a kayfabe filled world where you never know if anything is real
or a work, I’m still hoping.
· Bonus
multiplier: After you slam your shot, be
the first to scream “RAW…IS…JERICHO!” and you can give out a drink to a person
of your choosing.
-- If (and when)
Sheamus makes his WWE return in the Rumble – Two shots of Irish whisky. One because I think he’s very boring and this
will help you tolerate his paper white skin, and two because… well…the guy’s
fucking Irish.
Sheamus has been out since August ailing from a torn labrum,
so it’s only fitting that he makes his return where he can get a better
response than say a pre-announced episode of RAW. Sheamus will be an interesting addition to
the Rumble when he enters, but it’s nothing to get too excited about. He isn’t going to win it. If he does though:
·
Bonus
multiplier: If Sheamus wins the Royal Rumble, throw your TV out of the window
and break that whiskey bottle over your head.
It will be interesting to see who he starts to feud
with. There is a very ridiculous
“Twitter Story Line” (which is a phrase that I totally made up, but it’s a
storyline that is revolving around wrestlers actions on twitter) that involves
Drew McIntyre hacking Sheamus’ twitter account.
McIntyre deleted Sheamus’s tweets. McIntyre deleted his profile picture, and has
replaced his name with “ing…….. Woad..”
I think this whole thing is ridiculous and just gives Sheamus a target
for when he does come down to the ring for the Royal Rumble. Which brings me to
my next rule
·
Bonus
Multiplier 2: If Sheamus does return to
The Royal Rumble, take one drink if he eliminates Drew McIntyre.
It isn’t that simple, is it?
Probably….Yeah, most likely.
-- If (and most likely, when) CM Punk gets
eliminated -- take one drink for each of the remaining wrestlers in the Royal
Rumble Match.
CM Punk is starting as the number one entrant in the Royal
Rumble this year thanks to Kane and the Authority. But being number one isn’t necessarily a bad
thing. Two people have won the match
from the number one spot, those being Shawn Michaels and Chris Benoit. Punk is deserving of a big push to the main
event level eventually. Thanks to it
being Wrestlemania season, he will surely be one of the headliners at the Showcase
of the Immortals…but it won’t be for the WWE World Heavyweight
Championship. No, I’m sorry Punk fans,
the chances of CM Punk winning the Rumble are about as great as Stone Cold not
slamming two beers together after a match.
It’s just not going to happen.
With every story line that he’s been involved with escalating to an
eventual clash with Triple H, Punk already has a program set in stone for
Wrestlemania. But, that doesn’t mean
that he’ll kick a little ass while he’s in the Royal Rumble.
·
Bonus
Multiplier: If CM Punk is named the
Royal Rumble “Iron Man” and ends with a longer time inside the ropes than any
other wrestler – Drink three.
They are not going to let CM Punk flounder and lose at the
15th spot. They will make
sure that he makes it towards the end and gets screwed over by the Authority before
it is all said and done.
-- If at any point
in time during the match Kofi Kingston almost gets eliminated but does something
crazy to get back in the ring in order to keep himself alive – 2 drinks.
He’s hopped on an office chair to get back into the ring. He’s walked on his hands to get back into the ring. He’s even used other wrestlers as launching pads to get himself back in. Something will happen. It will be cool.
-- If Daniel Bryan
enters the Royal Rumble – Drink until the “YES!” chants stop (I understand that
this could last forever, but it’s a drinking game. Sack up, pussy!)
Right now, the only part of the Royal Rumble that Daniel
Bryan will be involved in is his match with Bray Wyatt. There is no word what so ever about the bearded
one being involved in the thirty man battle royal. But who says that it couldn’t happen? My bold prediction of the night is for
Daniel Bryan to enter the Royal Rumble at number 30 and win! There is no way that the WWE could afford to not
have Daniel Bryan in the Main Event at Wrestlemania. He is just way too over right now to not have
him be in a match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. But there are also rumors of Daniel Bryan
versus The Undertaker at Mania’ as well.
So who knows? All I know is that
Daniel Bryan has to be involved in some way or else it just wouldn’t feel
right.
·
Bonus
Multiplier – If Daniel Bryan does enter in at number 30 – drink some more! It’s Daniel Fucking Bryan!! YES! YES! YES!
RULES FOR THE SHIELD
The Shield is breaking up.
We know this to be true. And if
you don’t, shame on you and watch more wrestling. Michael Cole has constantly been talking
about “Cracks in the armor” and “not on the same page as of late”, CM Punk has
done nothing but create a living hell for the trio ever since their match at TLC,
and this such ruckus has caused them to try to prove to one another who can
beat CM Punk and, ultimately, prove who is the better member of The
Shield. That’s great. We all know that the WWE is pushing Roman
Reigns through the roof at this point.
The crowd is behind him, and he’s spearing anyone that wears wrestling
trunks/body suits/jean shorts/or face paint. Pretty much anyone that walks into
the arena is getting speared. That
includes the janitors and the people running concessions. Dean Ambrose is beginning to come off the
rails more and more on a nightly basis, and Seth Rollins is beginning to prove
that he’s a great in ring performer night in and night out. But what happens to The Shield during the Rumble?
-- If at any point
during the match the three members of The Shield begin attacking one another –
take a drink
It’s bound to happen, right?
With everyone trying to win a shot at headlining Wrestlemania, and with the
mentality of “It doesn’t matter during the Rumble. It’s every man for
himself. Brother vs Brother. Blood vs
Blood”, there will definitely be an implosion inside the Hounds of Justice.
-- If Roman Reigns
is the last remaining member of The Shield – Take a drink
This is the most likely outcome seeing that he has proven to
himself, his team, and the WWE Universe that he is the best member of the
Shield.
-- If Dean Ambrose
is the last remaining member of The Shield – Take five drinks
This is also another very plausible outcome for this
team. Ambrose is known for being the sleaziest
member of The Shield, so with that in mind, I can see him screwing over his
partners during the match by throwing them over when they least expect it. For example, Reigns could be looking over the
ropes at someone he just eliminated and Ambrose comes over to throw him over,
or he could be the final person in a group of three wrestlers to help push them
out of the ring.
-- If Seth Rollins
is the last remaining member of The Shield – Take a shot
This is probably the least likely of outcomes for this
faction. Seth Rollins has been the
person to take the pin-fall for the majority of The Shields losses. He is also seen mostly getting tossed around
in and out of the ring like a rag doll because of his great selling
abilities. But what really needs to eventually
happen here is for WWE to book Rollins to look a little stronger than what he
has portrayed. Seth Rollins was the NXT
Champion before he walked into the main roster of the WWE. That has to stand for something. He is one of the best in-ring workers on the
roster right now and can hold his own on the microphone just fine. There has to be some point in time where they
decide to give Rollins a little push before they break this team up. If they were to hypothetically end The Shield
right now, Seth Rollins would have no momentum to build off of going
forward. So why not have him make an
impact at the Rumble? It makes some
sense if they were to break The Shield up immediately after the Rumble.
-- If at any point
Cody Rhodes and Goldust start fighting at the Rumble – Pour one out
Yes, pour one out for one of the greatest tag teams that we
have seen in a very long time. Every match that these guys were involved in was
tremendous. Goldust looks like he turned
the clock back about 20 years and Cody has never been better. But all good things must come to an end, and
so too will the Rhodes Brothers. I do
not believe that they will fully deflate at this PPV event, there will definitely
be a seed planted for the future break up.
They face The New Age Outlaws in the pre-show, and I cannot see them
losing the belts to those old bastards.
They will begin to not trust each other during the Rumble and lose the
straps to another team down road a bit.
Maybe at Elimination Chamber? Who
knows? But if they want a Cody vs Goldy
at Wrestlemania like the rumors have been stating, this would be a perfect time
to start showing some cracks in that foundation. But I don’t want it to end…
-- If Batista wins
the Royal Rumble – take a shot
Yes, Batista has returned and it’s great to have him
back. He adds some much needed star
power to a WWE roster that so desperately needs it. But when he came back on RAW this last week,
he made it clear what his motivations are.
1.) To win the Rumble. 2.) To win the WWE Heavyweight Championship. 3.)
To headline Wrestlemania. You see, the
WWE didn't bring Batista back to have him feud with Alberto Del Rio, or to work
a secondary match at the Show of Shows. No, they brought him back to compete
for a title. If they keep him face, and
have him square off against Randy Orton or Brock Lesnar, those will be
incredible matches. But if they
eventually turn him heel, which he is better at in my opinion, he will face
John Cena or maybe Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania for the title. Either scenario will be great but I don’t
think Batista is going to lose the Rumble.
He is the odds on favorite and it makes the most sense to have him win.
And there you have it.
Wrestlemania Season is in full swing and enjoy the next few months as
the WWE will pour everything they have into building up some great
Pay-Per-Views.
Joe Haines
The Common Man Wrestling Fan
@LJ_YOHAUNCE
Joe Haines
The Common Man Wrestling Fan
@LJ_YOHAUNCE
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